I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
