Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
like if u hate going to school
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
when the school lets you near children again...
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
