Education jokes
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."