Education jokes

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.

A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?

accepted all art students

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.