Education jokes

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!

Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.