One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
Why didn't the bear go to college? -- Because bears don't go to college.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
