The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
What did the Bull say to his son when he was going of to school? BISON!!!!
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
