Education jokes
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.