Education jokes
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?