Education jokes
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.