Education jokes
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"