Education jokes

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?

Duhhuuughhhr.

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

What do you call a short student?

A Ravin.

Who is the smartest student in school?

The scholar.

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.