Education jokes
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
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Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
When the school lets you near children again...
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.