Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
