Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Economy Jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
China.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
