I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Gan cube prices?
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
How do birds pay? With their bills!
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
