You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Economy Jokes
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
