I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
boys eat frito bandito, but men eat guido bandito
What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard
how do people eat bread
Emoś are so predictable sleep, eat, cut, repeat
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
what type of cake can orphans not eat? homemade
Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
yo mama so dumb she thought THE SQUID GAME was an all you can eat bufa
Where do cows eat lunch???
In the calfeteria dumb butt
hey guys I'm back C:
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
