Eating jokes
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.