Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut
Babies are healthier
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Who eat sleeping? A robot.
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.
i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles
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A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What do most disabled people eat there arm
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Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
