What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

A Man Gets Captured By Cannibals Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don’t put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

What’s worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that’s still alive. What’s worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What’s even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don’t jizz on a apple before eating it

What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.

Yo’Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

someone eats glew and tells the other, “Sorry, cant stick around.”

What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.

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