A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
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What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
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They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
