What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
