Eating jokes
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.