Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Last time I ate a vegetable I got banned from my sisters group home.
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food
