Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
Whatâs a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because theyâre used to eating nuts.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans donât like the taste of monkey.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so I put her in the oven.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
