two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why do horses đ´ eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
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Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans donât like the taste of monkey
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
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What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
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Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when youâre done eating.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
