What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus

What do you call a banana eating a banana?


why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

What do vegetarian zombies eat? – Graaaaiins.

Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A:You gonna eat that?

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!!

“Don’t forget you are what you eat,” said one person. “Then I should eat a skinny person.” said the other.

How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!

What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.