Eating jokes

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?

So he could querk.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

What do orphans eat for breakfast?

Daddy-O's.

Why did the snake eat a panda?

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.