What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
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Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
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Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
