When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
how do people eat bread
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What is a cannibals favorite dessert? Brownies
isn't eating a clock time consuming
curry muncher
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user...Uber eats
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
