Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potato's." *SMACK*! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, "what would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatos" said suzie *SMAACK*! she slapped suzie. "Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?" Well.... I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
why is it annoying to eat by basket ball players? because they dribble all the time.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
