I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
