Eating

Eating jokes

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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    • Johnny Johnny?

    Yes pa pa.

    Eating sugar?

    Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.

    So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

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    • Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

    Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

    What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

    The cold shoulder.