What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
josh dalton once ate his shoulder
i hate cereal lol what i say when I eat cereal EWWW
I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian’s hahahahaha
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
What do you eat out of?- A bowl
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lector couldn't eat her up
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
I always tslk to my taco before I eat it. One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to Taco bout it
