Eat my butt.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why did spencer eat cheese. Because he was Jewish
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?
Just to Bitter.
isn't eating a clock time consuming
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Yo Mama so Stupid She tried to eat Eminem 🎤😎
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world. Put the diapers back on
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
