Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed. He wouldn't reply. His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day , took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night , Thomas kept on thinking to himself I never said cheese before someone snapt my picture. He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend fillet in him feel better.
why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? the wheelchair
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
