Eating jokes
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"