Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing

i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating

What do you call a bear without a ear?


guy: Say “I’m a man” every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I’m a man guy:you meet a girl person: I’m a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel
person: I’m a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I’m a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I’m a man


So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: “so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down” and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I’m just fuckin with u she’s DEAD!"

I have two heads four eyes and six ears,what am I ?


Why can’t you tell a joke in a corn maze

because theres too many ears

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears


I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!

These are ear-retcal jokes…


How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? – A buccaneer.

How many ears does Captain Picard have? – Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he’s masturbating? – His ears.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? – Their knees.