Ear jokes
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.