What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Egg
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does anyone go to eagle high school? tell me what classes from 1st period to 4th period if you do go to eagle high school.
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
the eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the superbowl 😹
what did the eagle say to obama ????? he said: joemama
the philthydelphia eagles. that's it. that's the joke.
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions? They can't be way too loud.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
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I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
