Eagle jokes
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Egg?
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.