What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Egg
I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
