Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Egg
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
what did the eagle say to obama ????? he said: joemama
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.