Dying jokes
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
If I die, does my depression die with me?
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!