Dwarf Jokes

Anonymous
in Udder

Why do dwarfs suck a cow’s udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short

Anonymous

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them

Anonymous

" I walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me why you ask because the bug didn’t know I was there."

Anonymous

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Anonymous

wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex

broken plates

Anonymous

Why are midgets short Caused they are

big ball bob

Why are midgets short Caused they are

Meme

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Anonymous
in Adult

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck dick

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up perform fellatio

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up suck a big dick

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up give a blowjob

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up perform fellatio

Kisngrove

Why don’t midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

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EggyBoi

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Gavin McGee

Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: can’t see

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

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Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

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