Drop jokes
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.