What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Drop Jokes
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!