What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
