Drop Jokes

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

He had too many BARS he couldn't drop

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the BEET

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES

Why did the rapper visit the farm?

To drop some FRESH BEETS

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke? He drops the Mike

If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.

Why did lil timmy drop his lollies

(He was hit by a train

Why did Johnny drop his pencil? To look up girls skirts😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”

little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs