Drop jokes

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good night, Dad."

"Good night, Mamah."

"Good bye, Papa."

The next day her papa died.

He heard her saying them a month later.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good night, Dad."

"Good bye, Mamah."

The next day her mamah died.

Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good bye, Dad."

The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.