Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
Why did Johnny drop his pencil? To look up girls skirts😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
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Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
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Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
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Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
