Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens... BA-DUM CHHH!
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive yyyy is the difference between a good
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What is a good night sleep good night night love ❤️
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
