Drive Jokes

what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂

What is a good night sleep good night night love ❤️

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏

So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human being is the one who

What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.

They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead

What is the difference between a house and a car 🚘? A car car can drive and house 🏡 can not drive

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So what is the difference between a real doctor

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

-JFK

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”