There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens... BA-DUM CHHH!
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
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Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
