Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
have a child u don’t want just drop them off at a school they don’t know and drive away
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
