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Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawkins drive
Don’t worry he didn’t either
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
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I braced my self when i got in the car but then i realised my wife wasnt driving
what do you call a man who loves adidas and puma and drives a volkswagen? potential nazi
Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
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A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
