Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
what do you call a man who loves adidas and puma and drives a volkswagen? potential nazi
Your mum is so fat when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid by the time I had finished ✅ I had ran out of gas
Say the drive through at MacDonald order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them my sake and say sake that ass
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?........ Aaaawwwww I got dicklash
Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
What do autistics, women and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin drive
