Drive Jokes

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood

Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...

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A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window

My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Kiwis forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive 😏

What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".

One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90

Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home

The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.

He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !