“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
What milk orphan babies drink? Not their moms tho
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
What's is a duck favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
A Weasle walks into a bar the bartender says "Wow I've never served a weasle before, what can I get you?" "Pop", goes the weasle.
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
