what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
The Barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
