His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldnât tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. âWell partner!â He began. âI guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!â
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
Whatâs something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, youâre fucked.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didnât have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, Iâll come back when youâre sleeping.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jacksonâs dreams every night?
Hanson.
Good night.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
