Dream Jokes

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

You don't have a forehead you have a five head.

You don't have dreams you have movies.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.

Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell

Good night

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

what should we want? racecars when should we want them? NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon

Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)

what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian

I love going to sleep at night

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD

Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.