Dream jokes

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

You dream in 4K.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

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