My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
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do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What is a orphans dream
To get on top of the wanted list 🤣
My hopes and dreams
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
I had a dream I was a muffler last night.... I woke up EXHAUSTED 😂😃
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
