Puns

Lifeisalie

My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago

Then i asked him how many years ago

He replied with ”when were you born?”

Sea

Dream bot

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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Eating

Anonymous

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

Wife

Dev

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

Poor

Gwen

I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.

Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it’s really bad. :(

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Depression

Sussy Baka

Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))

Orphan

Anonymousness

What is a orphans dream

To get on top of the wanted list 🤣

Pillow

Daniel King

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Hand

Anonymous

There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

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Forehead

Anonymous

You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.

You don’t have dreams you have movies.

Puns

PIKACHU

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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Puns

Faith

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

Sister

Anonymous

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

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People

Anonymous

People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

Popularity

krill shrill

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.

One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

Titanic

Anonymous

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

Hell

AnonymouslyFunny

If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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Sadness

Anonymous

I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD

Means

The KUNG FLU'S

Last night I had the strangest dream !

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!

And you said!!

Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!

Night

Tom Herrmann

I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED 😂😃