Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I'm a little piss baby! -dream
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
You dream with 4k
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
Why do imagine dragons dream about mythical creatures? Because their believers.
Everyone in my class: I can't wait until have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job My friends: What's your dream job? Me: I'm going to die young :))
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
