Dream Jokes

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree

There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.

Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked

There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.

Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents

My hopes and dreams

I had a dream I was a muffler last night.... I woke up EXHAUSTED 😂😃

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.

have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken