How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
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My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.
One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
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Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
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Why do imagine dragons dream about mythical creatures? Because their believers.
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
