Dream jokes
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.