There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream
Why do imagine dragons dream about mythical creatures? Because their believers.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
You dream with 4k
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
