Downing jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.