Downing jokes

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

I sat down and wrote a joke.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.