Downing jokes

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.