Lady: will you fuck me?
Man: no, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down mans pants and looks in them. Yes you do! She says
Man: oh, I forgot it was there.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. I cant put it down!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
Susie was in her mother's room one night. As her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse, her boobs plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will i get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few year's. Her mother told susie to find her father and say goodnight. So susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering . Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, he said susie would get it after her mother went to bed .
WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
whats the difference between kobe bryant and jeffery epstein? only 2 13 year olds went down on kobes helicopter.
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
