Downing jokes
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
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