Downing jokes

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I sat down and wrote a joke.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"