Downing jokes

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw a wok down the stairs.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.