My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”
Stephen hawkings death was completely accidental..
He pressed shut down instead of sleep
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
Your maw *micorsoft shuting down noise *
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
whats the diffrents between a ofrfin anda dew 1 gose up and 1 gose down
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
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I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
