What is a disabled person favourite type of comedy? Sit down comedy
Once I read a book about glue. I couldn't put it down.
What goes up but doesn't come down
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Jimmy asks a elevator operator what he thinks of his job The operator shrugs and says "It has its ups and downs"
the shark bit me and i feet red down my legs
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What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
What goes up but never comes down
