Downing jokes

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

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A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"