Downing jokes

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.