Downing jokes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.