What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Downing Jokes
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
