Downing jokes

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.