Downing jokes

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?