Downing jokes

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.