Downing jokes

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

Why did the gym close down?

Because it just didn't work out.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!

I sat down and wrote a joke.

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.

The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”

No? Shame, it was real fun.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.