Downing jokes
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
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can't stop laughing but its soo true!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"