Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
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I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
why did the gym close down
because it just didn't work out
I sat down and wrote a joke
the youngest of the twin towers said goodbye brotha but the one who got his which is the oldest said....IF I GO DOWN U GO WITH ME
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
Why can orphans not get married? They are dad cant walk them down the Isle!
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
Why does a robot malfunction when they get said? Becuase they have a break down
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!
McDonald's worker be like hello would you like a mc-dick(you looked down)you:uhh wheres my dick?
Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
