Downing jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.