You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Downing Jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
I sat down and wrote a joke.
