Downing jokes

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.