Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Downing Jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!