Downing jokes

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

I fell down yesterday.

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

How did Santa fit down the chimney?

He buttered it.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.

Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...