Downing Jokes

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!