Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
