Downing jokes

I fell down yesterday.

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?

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How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!

YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.

Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!

I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.

It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...

END!

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!

Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!

Axe it's head, axe it's head.

Axe it's head, defeat him.

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How did Santa fit down the chimney?

He buttered it.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.