Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to Just Do It
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
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what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what do you call a blind german?
a notsee
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher...........a PDF file
