DoS

DoS jokes

Vegetable

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Memes

    Kid

    What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • Poem

    My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

    Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

    Zombie

    Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

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  • People

    What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?

    Ashtraynauts.

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  • Slap

    The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

    Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

    So the Pope slapped him.