DoS Jokes

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock...

Who' there?

Not your parents

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

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FIRST DATE

man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...

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How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no

why do orphans eat cereal with water, because their dad never came home with the milk

how do you blindfold an asian? with dental floss.

what do fat demons hate, exorcise

What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars

Children

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."