I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
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How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
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Police: Where do u live Me: With my parents Police: Where your parents live Me: With me Police: Where do you all live Me: Together Police: where is your house Me: Next to my neighbor Police: Where is your neighbor’s house Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me Police: Tell me Me: Next to my house
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
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What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
How do computers get drunk
They take a screenshot
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
