DoS

DoS Jokes

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

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People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

My depression: hey, what's up!

Me: go away.

My depression: well how rude.

Me: ๐Ÿ™„.

My depression: remember that one time......

Me: no, don't even.

My depression: that we.....

Me: nope.

My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

Me: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ.

My depression: ๐Ÿ˜‰ don't worry I'll always be here for you.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.